Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Toxic


What kind of drugs do we think Britney is using? Does she like to pull from the bong? A little bit of skiing? A drop of E and some pole dancing? All of the above?

Oh Britney, I've always loved you. You're hot and you're music is pure pop wonderulful-ness. Even when you shaved your head, you still looked pretty in that "Girl Interrupted" sorta way. The problem here folks is that rehab ain't gonna cut it. No, No, No. A cocktail of Lithium and some other antipsychotics and a stint in a mental ward will probably due the trick.

Why can't we feel bad for this girl? She's obviously sick.

Ok so Baby keeps eating acorns on the street. It's like he forgot that he was brought up in the suburbs. Dumb, dumb animal.
I slipped in a strange puddle in the subway yesterday and my legs and ankles are in pain. Why am I so clumsy?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love baby and baby loves me hahaha

~Sandra

Kimberlee A. Dworczyk said...

Doubt she's pulling from the bong, I think we are talking narcotics. Probably skiing down the E-asy slope too often.

I think we can't feel bad for her b/c she does it all for attention and doesn't care who she's hurting/taking down with her. I think she's beyond publicity stunts, as she clearly has many of them. But, there is nothing hidden from her in your face life. Not even remotely secretive.

Okay, so Baby and I share something in common. We all know I used to eat biscuits, right? Welp, add acorns to that list. I thought they were "egg-corns" when I was little. In fact I still pronounce it like that; claiming my ritardedness, indeed.

Can't wait to see ya!
XOX

Annie N. said...

I'm glad you crack yourself up - sandra?

OK - was there anything you didn't stuff in your mouth as a child kimmee? From milk bones to acorns -seems you had some rather crunchy meals. You kids with ADD do some f*cked up shizz.

Kimberlee A. Dworczyk said...

Crunchy indeed.

BUT ~ no cavities, and mom always said, "no kibble."

I just never understood why I couldn't eat what the animals ate. If squirrels ate the acorns, why couldn't I? Seems I had that thought process for several other circumstances.

I don't even wanna tell you what I'd think at the local petting zoo. oh boy.

shannon lebedev said...

well, actually paying attention to what the animals eat can actually save your life if you are ever lost in the wilderness, so i don't see the probelm with it. :-) and you must have some strong teeth, kimmee!

Annie N. said...

Kimmee in the wilderness. hehe.

I have this picture of you in my head with your cheeks stuffed with acorns.

you and baby are going to have it out this weekend.

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