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So I get these leads from Profnet and look what showed up last night.

4. HEALTH: Suicide -- Star Magazine
I am looking for a psychiatrist who specializes in suicide and a surgeon who has treated patients who attempted to commit suicide. I need them to first look at two photos. Background: This particular individual was admitted to a hospital after reportedly attempting to slit his wrists in a suicide try. The two photos, taken just eight days afterwards, appear to show no scars, scabs or bandages whatsoever. My question is, is it possible, based on these new pictures, there could be any way this person had tried to slash his wrists eight days before? Even if he only scratched at them deeply, would there be at least some scabs or bandages?

On to other news...

A dear friend likes to write erotic short stories. She's good too, and I think this is hot. What's even hotter is she types up a page and slips it under her husband's pillow each night. I mentioned this to Dan and his eyes bulged and I think he sprung a boner. He said why don't you do that for me. I told him I could very easily slip a press release under his pillow every night.

Tell me - since I've been out of the NYC radio market for some time I need to know what people are listening to in the morning. Tell me the names of the shows. Yesterday I got a call from THE hip-hop station for Gigi's book and I'm salivating...but I don't want to miss any other beats.

Must get manicured and waxed today. I'm Amazonian these days.

Watch: Survivorman with Les Stroud. I love that show.