The Highs and Lows of a Busy Week

High: Gigi James on KISS' Wake Up Club (and she fucking rocked)
Low: fighting with Dan over a handbag

High: Putting a "currently not within my budget" red Marni handbag on layaway
Low: Putting a "currently not within my budget" red Marni handbag on layaway

High: Buying a really expensive Marni change purse for the bargain price $5
Low: The realizatoin that a deal like that will never happen again

High: finishing a bylined article for NY Enterprise Report by deadline with no major edits
Low: cab fare in Manhattan yesterday totalled $40

High: finishing an 1300 word article for Tweens and Teens News without major edits ( I got an extended deadline)
Low: Meridith's divorce papers are ready

High: Oktoberfest at the Beer Garden on Saturday
Low: Turdy eating Moo's poo during the short 30 seconds of time it took me to get the cleaning supplies (Yes, I now have Shitter and ShitEater.)

High: Finished two press releases today (record writing week)
Low: having to cancel my plans with Stay in order to have a sit-down about the purchase of my "currently not within my budget" red Marni handbag

High: having fabulous (and much needed) sex on Sunday
Low: wanting to strangle Dan on Thursday night (and not in a BDSM way)

High: Gossip Girl
Low: That fucking a-hole Spencer Pratt on The Hills

High: Dirty Sexy Money
Low: That fucking idiot Jason Wahler and his ugly 19-year old girlfriend on The Hills

High: Private Practice
Low: The fear that Private Practice will not last.

High: Facebook profile
Low: Facebook profile (yet another one of these social networking profiles that occupy my attention for 15 minutes)

High: wonderful brunch spot on 30th Avenue
Low: bloating

High: The entire cast of The Hills
Low: The entire (dumb as stumps) cast of The Hills

High: holding the most beautiful Chloe handbag in my hands that so screams "Annie" my knickers got all in a twist
Low: not being able to have that handbag because it's triple the amount of the red Marni handbag that is "currently not within my budget"

Right Now I Am Feeling _______________

Last night Peter and I hooked up with Gigi and her son to see the movie WAR with Jason Statham and Jet Li. Jason Statham is a sexy, sexy beast. He just gets my knickers all in a twist. I've never seen a Jet Li movie before. I mean we're not talking film here, but it was entertaining.

My family birthday party was a lot of fun this weekend. My grandmother got a bit loaded of cheap wine and she's always talking about death. Amy spent most of the time sleeping. Other than that, no real complaints.

I made my first venture into Brooklyn this weekend and got seriously lost. I drove through the neighborhoods I grew up in. What unbelievable changes. I got a car service for Grandma on the return.

The summer is coming to a close and soon we'll be without houseguests. I guess this is payback for Kimmee and Jay housing us for 2.5 weeks. I'll bring Peter back on Friday afternoon and then prepare for our Rick, Emily and Yoda's arrival from Cleveland.

Next week is back to the grind - the fall will be busy, busy. I hope my brain wakes the fuck up.

Who has been keeping up with The Hills? Is that Spencer guy an asshole or what? So is Brody. It's nice to see Lauren come out of her shell a bit and show some expression on her face. As for Audrina's boyfriend - I find him rather attractive depite the fact that "homey wore combat boots to a beach party." Regardless, was that a relationship completely without dialogue. I'm confused. If they don't talk, at least show them having lots of sex!

Save the lots of sex for Big Love - the dirtiest Mormons around. I love it.